More nut jobs

The Metro - Monday 27th November

"This image of Jesus has been uncovered in the cement of a factory floor in Wolverhampton. The convincing likeness of the son of God may look like it was intentionally created, but it was actually the result of a flash flood after a torrential downpour."

Don't factory workers have something else to do other than stare at concrete floors? (Don't shipping workers have something to do other than blog about factory workers staring at concrete floors?)

Supervisor Jason Prosser says; "It was immediately obvious it resembled a face - and the similarities with the traditional image of Christ are very striking."

But the big JC isn't just turning up on concrete floors in Wolverhampton, oh no, he's been busy!

Here we see Angus MacDougall (don't worry - he is actually a dog) from LA who "clearly" bears an image of christ.

On Tuesday 2nd November the Metro reported "Angus' personal Jesus was first discovered on the morning of Sunday, July 2, 2006. The family was waking up when Angus began to perform his morning ritual. He stretched forward then leaned back sticking his rump high in the air. At that moment, the morning sunlight hit Angus' rear end and low and behold…

"It's Jesus!" Angus' father exclaimed.

Ever since that sanctified day, the image of Jesus has graced Angus' buttocks. "

Thus of course leaving millions of dog's the world over wondering 'why not my bum Jesus?'

Is this really Jesus? No one ever see's Noel Edmonds on their dog's posterior (or at least they haven't pressed chargess if they did)! What in the world is going on?